Belly at Large: MeMeMeMeMe!

How YOU doin'?

Ok, so I stole the pickup line from "Friends" and I stole this MeMe from somewhere, too. So what? Are you going to ground me, mamarazzi dearest?

Anyways, I am gorgeous *smile* Today, I am all about sharing and caring and stuff so I decided to do a MeMe. What's better than that, right?

Are you ready for this jelly? Jump!


Books I’ve read recently or am reading now:
"The Cat in the Hat" by Dr. Seuss is a must-read for all cats and human children, I reckon. Also, "Green Egg and Ham" is another of my favorites. It's safe to say I'm a Dr. Seuss fan.

8 Songs or Albums I listen to all the time:
Whoever created this MeMe has so much time in his/her hand. Dude, I like jazz music.

8 Things I love: this section is easy!

• Tuna: in a can or raw, it doesn't matter. Just feed me tuna and we'll have peace and quiet.
• Fried chicken: preferably the breast part but I don't mind wings either. Just feed me!
• Tummy rubs: zero calories, full satisfaction
• Massages with a brush: you need to keep me well-groomed, Dao!
• Oprah show: many tweets, still no invitation to the show or free cat food. Lady O, don't let me down.
• Fah-shun: didn't you read my latest fashion post?
• Catching snakes: I am Bellywulf!
• Vex Dao: preferably at 3 am. It's fun!

8 Things I’ve learned this year:

• Global domina-shun is easy if you have a blog
• Real men and big cats watch "Oprah": ain't no shame in that, bros!
• A dog and a cat can get along: yup, I'm talking about my tolerance to a certain senior dog in the 'hood. If la perra and I can be friends, there's a chance for peace on Earth after all. Take that, Palestine and Israel!
• I am handsome: ok, that's not something new but I have to write it down. Otherwise I won't have 8 points in this section.
• Dao is crazy: yeah, for real. She actually fed me at 3 am. No sane human would do that.
• Being cleaned with baby wipes is not fun but I become so gorgeous afterwards: 'nuff said.
• Fried chicken tastes good when hot.
• Being sick is not fun.

8 new recipes I want to try and make by the end of the year:
Duuuude! I'm a cat, I don't have opposable thumbs.

8 Favorite online hangouts: hehe, this is easier than eating fried chicken!

• MyMakeupBlog on Twitter (@MyMakeupBlog): awesome twitter account for makeup aficionados and cat enthusiasts.
• My Makeup Blog the blog: it's my blog, yo!
• The Catorialist: need to keep up with fah-shun, meow!
• Lolcats: I don't care if I can haz cheezburger, I want fried chicken! And fried fish! And tuna! But them cats over thurr are funnay!
• Crazy Aunt Purl: Dao reads the words, I look at the pictures. That girl Sobakowa is a hot one!
• GoldFishCake: my aunt Alienman's website. I go there to take a look at my home girl Bella. She's the opposite of me: she has white paws, I have black paws. Her tummy is white, mine is kinda beige/grayish.
• Justin Bieber website: just kidding!
• Oprah.com: what? I luvre lady O, okay? Leave Lady O alone, she's a good person! I wish she'll give out free cat food instead of cars.

8 Projects I need (want) to work on:
Eight? You need to work on 8 projects? I only have one: global dominashun!

8 people I think should do this tag:
Yo, lazy bones, YOU do this tag or I'll send Justin Bieber and Twilight fans to your home. Word! Also, I want to get to know ya :)

Before we go, I just want to tell you: this is perfection!

Love, peace, and tuna fish,
Mr. Belly (if you're naughty!)

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